September 2011
6 posts
hannahclaired asked: You have a twitter, tumblr, and now I see a website? Get off the computer and come hangout with me. I have no shame in buying your friendship. Just throw me some of those smart ass lines. Not kidding that much. Come here now.
star-latino asked: loved the CC special
imcrushingyourhead asked: I don't care that you have a wife and kids, can't we just have an affair? I want to go down that long path that leads to you sleeping with me.
:D
:D
amber-lynn asked: i wrote you a letter on my tumblr in regards to the hurt i feel that i can't see you play in charleston, sc because your show was sold out. i might be falling into a depression.
wrenlaughslast asked: My friend Matt told me that one time at a fair in Connecticut your daughter bit his hand when he asked her to leave a bouncy house and it drew blood and you didn't even apologize. I think that's fantastic.
Somebody Forwarded Me This: I Liked It
A Poem for 9/11/11
Whatever you say about it will be stupid
But say it anyway.
Whatever you were doing doesn’t matter
But tell us anyway.
Whoever you are
Wherever you were
However much you try
None of it
Can replace any of what was lost
But try to anyway.