imcrushingyourhead asked: I don't care that you have a wife and kids, can't we just have an affair? I want to go down that long path that leads to you sleeping with me.

:D

Ok. Just don’t talk. Just lay there and do what I tell you and when I’ve finished my business you need to just pick your shit up and go. You will be my sex slave. If you are good at making waffles, that’s also a big plus.