Some Wistfulness…
Sometimes I wish I was made out of frog parts. It would be great to be able to jump really far and have an extra-long Gene Simmons style tongue. I don’t want to look like a frog or do too many frog things like croak, but just a few frog parts would be okay. Now that I think about it a little more, maybe what I really want is just a little more athletic and cunnilingual ability. Yes, I think that’s what I want, not to be made out of frog parts. Athleticism and pussy-eating skills: that should be enough for any man.
