Some Ideas for Wii Videogames
1. “The Wii Controller is Your Penis” That’s the name of the game. Each level brings you various challenging holes in which to put your penis. It’s like the board game “Operation” only instead of taking things out, you are putting something in. Your penis. And you can touch the sides. You can also play the non-electronic version with your penis.
2. “Baby Seal!!!” The year is 1978. Baby seals are everywhere and there is no law against clubbing them. Get them all before they overtake New York!
3. “Old-Timey Cutting the Lawn” In this fast-paced game, it is mid-summer and the grass is getting high. The twist? It’s the Middle Ages and Master is going to be mad if he gets back from the Crusades and the grass hasn’t been cut. Use your Wii controller as a scythe to cut the grass. Serfdom was never THIS fun!
4. “Zombie Frat Party” The members of Epsilon Alpha Alpha have been turned into zombies on the BIGGEST PARTY NIGHT OF THE YEAR! Will you kill them or party with them? The decision is up to YOU!
5. “1040” The year: 2011. The date: April 14th. The clock: ticking. Tax day is tomorrow and you haven’t even started filling out your 1040. Gather your tax forms and get to work. This could take HOURS!!!
